Tag: Joke

Laugh A Little

Poem

Just A Moment In Time. by MswR

The passing of the tap water over your fingers,
Each sound that’s listened to as you try to sleep.
Time is not ours to keep.
The smells you remember,
Talks on the phone,
Mostly it’s the times you’ve spent alone.
The opening of a new chip bag,
All the anticipation
Without the slightest frustration.
Mind murals I reflect on,
Things from a life that have come or gone.
Searching not one but all,
Passing someone down a hall.
Eating the best food,
Saving nothing for later,
It was a pleasure that did matter.
A favorite movie scene over and over,
The same joke told a thousand times,
The look in the mirror at a thousand lines.
It’s simple yet quick,
Effortless yet worth working for,
Our moments in time for us to savor once more.

Joke~for the day

Eddie Shouts

Eddie was driving down the road and met a car coming the other way.

Although there was room to pass easily, Eddie forced the oncoming car to slow down and wound down his window and shouted ‘Pig’.

Astonished, the other driver looked in his rear view mirror and swore at Eddie.

Then his car hit the pig.

Well, there you go. Not everybody has your worst interests at heart! And sometimes when you help people your help is what gets them into trouble.

Ah, the irony of life.