Today, if things that were not real suddenly became real
You would see shoes fussing about all the crap they take
Mirrors would bluntly let you know how you really are
Phones would refuse to text your abusive texts
Hand sanitizer would refuse to clean up your germs
Dogs would let you know how they view the world
Birds would start a spy business and make lots of money
Towels would continually get sick
Pens would scribble onto anything but paper
Doors would deliberately keep you out
Radios would play songs to you that it wants to
Computers would refuse to work
Clothes would find someone worthy of them
Chairs would sit on us
Tissue would go on strike, instead of on a streak
Products would ship us out
Cars would more than likely travel without us
Houses would relocate
Cats would rule
Beds would sleep without us
If things were real that aren’t in real life
We most certainly would be doomed.